Ants, Ye Shall Be SAVED!

My initial reaction to the bizarre headline, "Scientists shrink Hebrew Bible to size of sugar grain." They don't claim to be leading insects to the promised land; the goal is to show the world how far miniaturization has come.

Ah, those zany humans—gotta love 'em. The full article can be found here.

Textbook Example

Spotted today at the corner of Danforth and Donlands:

FULLY FURNISHED
"SHORT TERM" APARTMENTS
"HASSLE FREE"

Translation: you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. And we'll hound you mercilessly.