Toronto Mayoral Race: Vote ABBG

Anybody But the Bald Guys. And Rob Ford's rapidly receding hairline qualifies him as substantively bald. Now, don't get me wrong; it's not their baldness I object to but their policies (or what few leanings I've been able to discern amidst the mudslinging).

Sadly, if current polls hold true we'll be electing a hothead for mayor, one way or the other—bald or substantively bald, should you care about that sort of thing.